Mommy: ABBY! Why are you covered in marker?
Abby: (on all fours) Looka me, Mommy. I’m a zebra.
Mommy: Why are you licking the stripes?! You are getting marker EVERYWHERE!
Abby: I’m licking the zebra off. Can I lick my colors, Mommy?
Mommy: (throwing her hands up in surrender) It’s non-toxic. Why the heck not? Get in the bathtub…