Ryan with comment number 7.
Too many good ones from “So I Married An Axe Murderer,” but these are the best:
“Give your mother a kiss, or I’ll kick your teeth in.”
“Look at the size of that boy’s head. It’s like an orange on a toothpick.”
“His head’s like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.”
Check your email, dude!