Dear Water Company,

We should be getting a discount for how much water we use. We have to be your best costumers. I take a bath every time I get stressed and that’s ALOT! And I just got my teeth cleaned and I can’t go more than a couple hours without brushing them. They are so nice and pretty. Who wants to lose that due to lack of proper dental hygiene?

The girls have to take a bath every time they come in from the outside because as soon as they get out the door, they are determined to cover their bodies evenly with sidewalk chalk and sand. It’s not the kind of thing you just leave on a toddler who is walking around, arms outstretched toward your couches. Therefore, baths. And they change their minds every 20 seconds about whether they want to play inside or out so it’s out, in, to the bathtub, play for 10 seconds and then out again.

AND when they are out there they take every dish in the cupboards to build sandcastles and I have to wash it all. Not to mention the many times their clothes have to go through the wash to get rid of food stains from EVERY meal and all the outdoors stuff. I have to say though, they are spending alot of time naked.

Then there is the heat that is forcing us to water the lawn and the kids when they are outside.

Then there is Daddy who takes a shower before work, after work and again after his second job.

I therefore conclude that the Adams family should be getting a discount!

Sincerely,

Clean-freak

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