I walk into the disaster zone that is Abby’s room.
Abby: Mom, I made a basket boat for my baby Moses. This is a gun to keep the ghost-es away from from from from my ba-a-a-aby. The stutter usually presents when she’s thinking and talking at the same time.
Mommy: A gun?! For the ghost? What’s a ghost?
Abby: Looking at a receipt. This tag says the ghost is a monster. Hmmm…
Where does she get this stuff?